Right, I feel like writing about one of my reasons for hating our society at the moment.

Who in their right mind would enjoy ‘TOWIE’?!

Seriously, what is funny about someone with stupid amounts of fake tan on not knowing the capital of India. I don’t know what part of Essex they’re showing in this ‘documantary’, but I certainly don’t live there.

I know, everyone is entitled to an opinion but no, I’m sorry.

People are happy to watch this utter bullshit in front of their children so they can grow up to be another orange robot who society seems to be attempting to shape us into as a nation (Men included). Do we want the next generations of English human beings even worse than our current generation or something?

Look at Joey ‘Essex’, really? Your name is the same as a shit whole county in England. Congratulations, go fall on something rusty and blunt, please.

It’s affecting my social life.

When I’m out sometimes the fact i’m from Essex comes up in convocation, 90% of the time, somebody says something about “Towie”, at this point I want our engagement in convosation to come to an immediate end.